Saturday, September 11, 2010

Flashbacks: A Year To Remember (Part IX): How I Met Akan"K"sha


This is a story about How I Met a person I Actually NEVER Met... YET!... But nothing makes me feel that I haven’t met her... YET!. Akanksha’s name is actually Akan”K”sha and she likes to point this out to me everytime I write Akansha and I love to call her Akansha just coz I know she will get annoyed.

Akanksha is a girl who has the adequate amount of everything needed to make a perfect girl. She is demanding as much as a person needs to be, she is understanding, just, fair, caring, and always keenly interested to hear anything I have to say. She loves to talk rubbish all the time and her “limit” of anything is breached quite often and easily and she would always say “Hadd hai!”, a signature phrase after every statement.

How I Met Akanksha goes back to November 2009. After a lot of hesitation and burning with jealosy that she was in the Arka’s friendslist, I finally gathered courage to add her as a friend on Orkut. She stays in college hostel and when I first added her, she didn’t come too much online. Whenever she came, she would reply to my scraps like:

Hiiiiiiiiiii.
Mai achhi hun.
Tum kaise ho?
Acha abhi jaana hai
Baad mein baat karti hun.
Bye. Tc.

But one day, it was January 8th, she was at home from college, and the first proper conversation came that night! She came to Google Talk and we started chatting for the first time. She was a bit slow but I waited. After some decent chat, I got tired came straight to my teasing nature! But the most important talk came in the last part of the chat. I asked for her mobile number and she hesitated and then refused. But bofore we reached there I have some funny extracts like this:

(She said that I can speak good Hindi)

Akansha: to kya ho gya...agr nhi ati hogi to hm englsh me bt kar lete ... vrna bengali me kar lete

me: oye hoye
tereko bengali aati hai?

Akansha: ha

me: chalu ho ja

Akansha: nim ne btaya nhi

me: nahi wo dhakkan hai!

Akansha: tm kemon aachis

me: tm kya hai?

Akansha: i thnk dat shud b tui

me: ya better
aami bhalo achhi
ar tui?

Akansha: nhi ati h :'(

me: kya?
kya nahi aati?

Akansha: bengali

me: gud

Akansha: :-/

And some here like this:

(The famous Phone Number Incident)

me: okkkkk
nice
ek baat bata tu fone number kyun nahi de rahi?
mujhe curiosity hai

Akansha: kis bt ki??

me: fone number chhipane ki

Akansha: pta nhi

me: >???
yahi baat ki curiosity thi
mat de
mereko fone book nahi bharna hai!

Akansha: i m really sry

me: kahekeliye?

Akansha: aise hi

me: ???
aise hi sorry bolti hai tu?

Akansha: ha... yhi smjh lo...aisi hi hu mai
ajeeeeb

me: okk
so aj tak kitno ko sry boli hai?

Akansha: jb kisi ko meri wjh se bura lgta h... ya meri koi glti hoti h ya jb bhi mje lgta h k mje bolna chaiye tb bolti hu... aur koi details du sir aapko???

me: ya plz
aur kuch details hain?

Akansha: puchiye kis bre me details chaiye...
me: ki tu mereko fone number kyun nahi de rahi

Akansha: de dungi mahan prani

me: u thr?
arrey nahi
mujhe chahiye nahi
bas REASON chahiye ki tu "KYUN" nhi de rahi

Akansha: mje bs sochne k liye tym chaiye tha k du n du
me: iska bhi reason de ki itna untrustworthy kyun laga
:P
bata na re
lazy girl

Akansha: mje shama kar dijiye prabhu... aainda mai apse kbhi bahas nhi krungi aur n hi apki koi bt talungi

me: arrreyyyyyyy
shama kiya vatsya
vatsya

Akansha: aap mahan h prabhu...
:)

me: dhanyavaad

and some like this:

me: :)
kya hua?
kahaan gayi?

Akansha: yhi hu

me: okk
kya kar rahi hai?

Akansha: achar dal rhi hu

me: waah mujhe bhi daal

Akansha: nir k hatho bhijwa dungi

me: okk okkk
sureeee

Akansha: mtlab had h ajb sawal puchne ki
is waqt koi kya krega???

me: ??? mereko kya pata tu kya kar sakti hai

This was the first chat between me and Akan”K”sha and it was nothing less than meeting her and coming to know her. I don’t know if just chatting with her can tell so much about her, I wonder what meeting her would say.

Whenever we talk over telephone, we talk rubbish and we both enjoy it. She has a great heart and she too, like Nirmalya, knows everything about friendship and unlike Nirmalya, she always applies 100% of it on her friends and thats the reason, our fights don’t last long, and that’s how we get more time to talk rubbish. She has an awesome heart and she thinks with a perfect balance of heart and mind and generally the way of her thinking matches mine specially about valuing friends.

Teasing never ceases when we talk, but she handles sensitive matters just perfectly. She is someone anyone should always treasure for the fact that she knows how to maintain a friendship. In future, we will fight ever silly reasons I know, and I also know that we will both shout at each other at the top of our voices and then it will get solved in no time and I will go back to teasing her again!

Just one more thing that defines our frndship is a short story. She sent me an sms once, it was about a nickname day, and followed a list of names. I replied instantly – “whats the use, u will always be a bewakuuf to me”. And she replied – “and you will always be battameez”...


End Of The Series...



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